Take five celebrities, put them in charge of a fancy hotel … and hope for the worst To the Greek island of Ios for Five Star Hotel (Monday, 10pm, E4) in which five “celebrities” are charged with the task of running a luxury hotel complete with living, breathing guests. Never let it be said that reality TV doesn’t bring with it the crucial element of jeopardy. The hotel is owned by “international hotelier hotshot” Mario Armani, whose name may or may not be made up. “What I don’t know about running a hotel isn’t worth knowing,” he crows, while handing over his business to a bunch of nitwits whose life’s ambition is for their teeth to shine more brightly than the North Star. Continue reading...