‘The first time I made love / Was on a Greek beach. At sunset / The girl ran off / Saying I was a useless shag’ I went on holiday with my 10-year-old son We stayed in a shitty hostel in the Alps. It rained almost every day And neither of us could think of anything much to say. We stuck it out for a week and then Decided to cut our losses and go home. It was the best time we ever had together. Continue reading...